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#76 [ : NetworK @ 23.09.09 15:20 ] : + [ 12 ]

Ïàïà, òåáÿ ó÷èòåëüíèöà ìàòåìàòèêè âûçûâàåò.
- À ÷òî ñëó÷èëîñü?
- Îíà ìíå ãîâîðèò: \"Ñêîëüêî áóäåò 7*9?\",
- ÿ åé ãîâîðþ: \"63\",
- îíà ñïðàøèâàåò: - \"À 9*7?\",
- ÿ åé îòâå÷àþ: - \"Êàêàÿ, íàõ@é, ðàçíèöà?\"..

Äåéñòâèòåëüíî, êàêàÿ ðàçíèöà? - óäèâëÿåòñÿ îòåö, - ëàäíî çàéäó.

Íà ñëåäóþùèé äåíü ïðèõîäèò
ñûí èç øêîëû, ïîäõîäèò ê îòöó:

- Ïàï, à òû â øêîëó õîäèë?
- Íåò åùå.
- Ïîéäåøü, çàéäè åùå ê ó÷èòåëþ ôèçêóëüòóðû.
- Çà÷åì?
- Ìû çàíèìàëèñü ôèçêóëüòóðîé, îí ïîïðîñèë ìåíÿ ïîäíÿòü ïðàâóþ ðóêó, ÿ ïîäíÿë.
Ïîòîì ëåâóþ, ÿ ïîäíÿë; ïîòîì ïîïðîñèë ïîäíÿòü ïðàâóþ íîãó, ÿ ïîäíÿë.
À òåïåðü, ãîâîðèò, ïîäíèìè ëåâóþ íîãó.
ß åìó è îòâå÷àþ:
- \"ß ÷òî, íà x@þ ñòîÿòü äîëæåí?\"

- Äà äåéñòâèòåëüíî, - ãîâîðèò îòåö, - ëàäíî, çàéäó.

Ïðèõîäèò ñûí èç øêîëû íà ñëåäóþùèé äåíü:
- Ïàï, òû â øêîëó õîäèë?
- Íåò åùå.
- Íå õîäè, ìåíÿ èñêëþ÷èëè.

- Ïî÷åìó?
- Ìåíÿ âûçâàëè ê äèðåêòîðó, çàõîæó ê íåìó â êàáèíåò, òàì ñèäèò ó÷èòåëüíèöà>> ìàòåìàòèêè, ó÷èòåëü ôèçêóëüòóðû è ó÷èòåëü ðèñîâàíèÿ.

- À ó÷èòåëü ðèñîâàíèÿ íàõ@é ïðèøåë?
- ÿ òîæå ñàìîå ñïðîñèë...=))



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