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#43 [ : NetworK @ 26.03.08 03:18 ] : + [ 107 ]

<nrg_> artjom, òû èì ÷î, êèñîê êðèâûõ ïàðòèþ òîëêíóë ?
<artjom> íå íàçûâàé öèñêè êèñêàìè, ïîæàëóéñòà
<artjom> ó ìåíÿ àññîöèàöèè äóðíûå
<artjom> ÿ íå ïðåäñòàâëÿþ áðèòóþ 7206
<artjom> áîëåå òîãî, íå ïðåäñòàâëÿþ, êàê å¸ îáðèòü

#48 [ : NetworK @ 23.06.08 23:21 ] : + [ 70 ]

NetworK™ (23:18:49 23/06/2008)
òèõî icq system â ñåòè

nrg (23:19:03 23/06/2008)
ûûûûûûûûûûûûûûûûûûûûûûûûûûûûûûû

nrg (23:19:05 23/06/2008)
ëîëëëëëë

#47 [ : NetworK @ 20.06.08 14:10 ] : + [ 57 ]

NetworK™ (14:05:46 20/06/2008)
òû ñåé÷àñ íà ÷åì ñèäèøü?

nrg (14:07:10 20/06/2008)
óáóíòà 804

NetworK™ (14:07:38 20/06/2008)
à ÿ íà ñòóëå )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

#39 [ : NetworK @ 12.02.08 11:31 ] : + [ 51 ]

Äíåâíèê ïàñòóõà.
Îáû÷íûé äåíü ìîåé æèçíè: ïîòåðÿëàñü êîðîâà èç ìîåãî ñòàäà.
Èñêàëè âñåé äåðåâíåé, íàøëè - îòòðàõàëè ïîî÷åðåäè.
Ëó÷øèé äåíü â ìîåé æèçíè: ïîòåðÿëàñü äåâêà èç íàøåé äåðåâíè.
Èñêàëè âñåé äåðåâíåé, íàøëè - îòòðàõàëè ïîî÷åðåäè.
Õóäøèé äåíü â ìîåé æèçíè: êàê ÿ ìîã çàáëóäèòüñÿ â ëåñó...

#25 [ : Goo|)_Man @ 08.02.08 04:11 ] : + [ 48 ]

(01:25:25 24/01/2008)
:-) Çäðàâñòâóé, ñóïåð-ãóä ìóæ÷èíà! Î÷åíü èíòåðåñíî: ýòî ïðàâäà?


Goo|)_Man (01:26:05 24/01/2008)
íåò, ìëÿòü, íèê íå óñïåë ñìåíèòü !!!!!:-D


ÞíàÿËåäè (01:27:12 24/01/2008)
Êàêîå ðàçî÷àðîâàíèå!!!


Goo|)_Man (01:28:14 24/01/2008)
à ÷òî òîæå îõîòî ñóïåðãóä, à ïîòîì åãî îáèäåòü, îïðîêèíóòü, ïîèçäåâàòüñÿ???
Ñóïåðãóä, çëîé óæî


Goo|)_Man (01:28:44 24/01/2008)
õîòÿ ìîæåò êòî-òî åãî óñïîêîèò è ïðèëàñêàåò è îí ñòàíåò îïÿòü ïðåæäíèì


ÞíàÿËåäè (01:29:10 24/01/2008)
:-D À ÿ ñóïåð-ãóä ã¸ë! Âåðèøü???


Goo|)_Man (01:29:27 24/01/2008)
:-D


Goo|)_Man (01:29:40 24/01/2008)
âåðå-âåðþ ñàì òàêîé :-D


Goo|)_Man (01:29:52 24/01/2008)
äî ïîðû äî âðåìåíè


ÞíàÿËåäè (01:30:04 24/01/2008)
Êòî æå ïîñìåë îáèäåòü òàêîãî õîðîøåãî?


Goo|)_Man (01:32:43 24/01/2008)
äåâóøêè


Goo|)_Man (01:32:51 24/01/2008)
íó êóäà???


Goo|)_Man (01:33:00 24/01/2008)
ïîõîæå òîæå çëàÿ

#71 [ : NetworK @ 13.06.09 22:54 ] : + [ 39 ]

xxx (23:44:35 13/06/2009)
Òåì à ó òåáÿ åñòü ìàøèíà?

yyy (23:45:01 13/06/2009)
äà, ñòèðàëüíàÿ.

#63 [ : NetworK @ 17.05.09 22:24 ] : + [ 38 ]

Åäó â ìàðøðóòêå. Ðÿäîì ìàìà ñ ðåáåíêîì ëåò 4-5. Ðåáåíîê íà÷èíàåò ÷èòàòü ñòèøîê:
- Ìàìà ñïèò îíà óñòàëà (ìàìàøà ïðèñïîëíåííàÿ ãîðäîñòè çà ðåáåíêà ðàñïëûâàåòñÿ óëûáêîé, ðåáåíîê ïðîäîëæàåò)
- à ó ïàïû ïèñüêà âñòàëà, ÷òîáû ïèñüêó îïóñòèòü, íàäî ìàìó ðàçáóäèòü..

#44 [ : NetworK @ 17.04.08 22:16 ] : + [ 37 ]

ëþáà (02:00:13 17/04/2008)
à ïîöåëîâàòü???*

Ò¸ïëûé (02:00:22 17/04/2008)
êóäà?

Ëþáà (02:00:32 17/04/2008)
ïîä õâîñòèê

Ò¸ïëûé (02:00:39 17/04/2008)
â æîïó ÷òî ëè?

Ëþáà (02:00:50 17/04/2008)
íåååò ïîä õâîñòèê

Ò¸ïëûé (02:01:11 17/04/2008)
ïîä êàêîé õâîñòèê????

Ëþáà (02:01:30 17/04/2008)
íåååò ó ìåíÿ ñ çàäè õâîñòèê

Ò¸ïëûé (02:01:45 17/04/2008)
íóóóó, â æîïó çíà÷èò!!!!

Ëþáà (02:02:01 17/04/2008)
â øåþ òîðìîç(íà ãîëîâå õâîñòèê)!!!!!!!!!!!

#53 [ : NetworK @ 27.03.09 21:47 ] : + [ 36 ]

zNetworK (22:43:48 27/03/2009)
ÿ çàâòðà ïîåäó ê ÷åëó ïî ïîâîäó äðóïàëà)))

nrg (22:44:00 27/03/2009)
êóë, çà ñêîëüêî áàáëà äîãîâîðèëèñü? (=

zNetworK (22:44:20 27/03/2009)
800ð ÷àñ

nrg (22:44:28 27/03/2009)
ïèçäàòà)

nrg (22:44:38 27/03/2009)
çàáóõàé òàì ñ íèì äî óòðà è ðàçîðè *_*

#40 [ : NetworK @ 20.02.08 21:17 ] : + [ 31 ]

Ìîëü (01:09:52 19/02/2008)
Ïðèâåò êóëÌÝí!äàâàé äðóæèòü!

Goo|)_Man
ÍÅÒ ØÓÁÓ ÓÆÅ ÑÚÅËÈ =)

#45 [ : NetworK @ 09.05.08 19:58 ] : + [ 31 ]

Goodman (19:56:41 9/05/2008)
007 (19:47:08 9/05/2008)
Êñòàòè....
Ïîðà áû ïîãîâîðèòü ïðî äåíåæêó

Goodman (19:56:49 9/05/2008)
õ.ç. ÷¸ åìó óæå ãîâîðèòü

NetworK™ (19:57:05 9/05/2008)
ñìåíè ñòàòóñ íà "íå â ñåòè"

Goodman (19:57:20 9/05/2008)
:-D

Goodman (19:57:32 9/05/2008)
äà ýòî óæå 2 ìåñÿöà ðåøàåò ïðîáëåìó

#42 [ : @ 13.03.08 14:42 ] : + [ 29 ]

ÊàÏßËÜêà: Éîïòâîéóìàòü!!!!
ÊàÏßËÜêà: Ìëÿòü!
ÊàÏßËÜêà: ìëÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿòü!
Extazzzy: Î_î ÷î òàêîå?
ÊàÏßËÜêà: ïèíäûê, ÂѨ íàêåðíèëîñü ìåäíûì òàçîì, æèñòü äàëà òðåùèíó =(((
Extazzzy: Áëÿòü, äà ÷¸ ñëó÷èëîñü-òî?
ÊàÏßËÜêà: êàðî÷, äâå íåäåëè íàçàä ïîçíàêîìèëàñü ñ àäíèì ïàöàí÷åãîì. Êóëüíûé êåêñ òàêîé, ãðèò ó÷èööî íà êðàñíîäåðåâùèêà
Extazzzy: íó ãóò, áàáîñîâ ìíîãà çàðàáàòûâàþò îíå?
êàÏßËÜêà: òèïà íîðìàëüíûé êàêîé-òî, â ëèíÿãó íå ðóáèööî êàê óìàëèøîííûé
Extazzzy: Î_î à âîò ýòî ñïîðòíûé âîïðîñ ïðî íàðìàëüíîñòü )))
êàÏßËÜêà: òàê âîò, çàâòðà åãî ïðåäêè ñâàëèâàþò íà äà÷ó, îí ïîçâàë ìèíÿ ê ñèáå, òèïà øàìïóñèêà ïîïèòü ))))
êàÏßËÜêà: íó è ÿ ãîòîâëþñü, õóëå äóìàþ, êàê ïèòü øàìïóñèê ñ íåáðèòîé êèñêîé
êàÏßËÜêà: ñèæó â âàííîé, âàÿþ íà ïåñäå êðèàòèôô÷èê è òóò ÁËßÒÜ ðåæó ïàëåö, ñöóêî
Extazzzy: áîëüíî?
ÊàÏßËÜêà: äà íå, õóéíÿ â ïðèíöèïå, íî ÷î-òî òîðêíóëî òèïà ïðîäèçèíôèöèðîâàòü, ñòîëáíÿê òàì è âñ¸ òàêîå. Ïîëåçëà çà çåë¸íêîé. Îòêðûëà. Çàíàåøü, ó íèõ òàì òàêèå èïàíóòûå êðûøêè åù¸, õóé ñêîâûðí¸øü. Âîï÷åì ñïðàâèëàñü è òóò îïðîêèäûâàþ ¸ïàíóþ áàíî÷êó ïðÿìî ñèáå íà ïåñäó!!!
Extazzzy: Î_î áóãàãà ))))))
êàÏßËÜêà: íèõóÿñìèøíîâà
êàÏßËÜêà: ÿ òåïåðü ïèñäàçèë¸íêà êàêàÿ-òî, âîëîñüÿ îñòàâøèåñÿ ÷óäåñíàâà èçóìðóäíàâà öâåòà ìëÿòü. ׸ äåëàòü? Èïàööî íà çàâòðà îáëîìèëîñü ïîõîæå. Ïðèêèíü, ñûìàåò îí ñ ìåíÿ òðóñû - à?òàì ÒÀÊÎÅ çåë¸íîå òîïîðùèööî. ׸ ñêàçàòü?
Extazzzy: ýýýýýýýýìììì...?
Extazzzy: à òû ñêàæè - ÉÀ ÉÎËÊÎ!!!

#49 [ : NetworK @ 24.06.08 01:35 ] : + [ 28 ]

[01:34:15] *** 12111@icq.jabber.spbu.ru - Ïîäêëþ÷åí(à)
[01:34:18] <nrg> òû àõóåë!
[01:34:26] <nrg> ñãèíü ñöóêêî!

#74 [ : NetworK @ 23.09.09 15:17 ] : + [ 24 ]

winer: à âîîáùå, ïðî íàøó êîíòîðó ëó÷øå âñåãî ãîâîðèò îôèñíûé õîëîäèëüíèê â êîòîðîì ïî öåíòðó ïóñòîé ïîëêè ñòîèò êîðâàëîë è âàçåëèíîâîå ìàñëî.

#21 [ : NetworK @ 08.02.08 03:27 ] : + [ 17 ]

Àëåêñ : ×óâàê, òû íè÷¸ íå çàáûë ó ìåíÿ äîìà ? %))))
Ëûñûé_Ãíîì : Äà íå, ùà ïîãëÿæóè
Ëûñûé_Ãíîì : ñèãàðåòû, ìîáèëà, ÷¸ åù¸...
Ëûñûé_Ãíîì : äà íå âñ¸ íèøòÿê, à øî òàêîå ?
Àëåêñ : Äà íå âñ¸ çàåáèñü, òîêà òâîÿ äî÷óðêà ñ ìîåé ñèäèò äèñíåé ñìîòðèò, ìíå òî ïîõ, õàé ñèäèò
Ëûñûé_Ãíîì : Áëÿäü ! Ùàñ áóäó ÷óâàê, ñîððè !!!!
(c)http://german-bash.org/48249

#75 [ : NetworK @ 23.09.09 15:17 ] : + [ 17 ]

Chernomor: Äåâóøêà äíåé äåñÿòü êàê ïðàâà ïîëó÷èëà, åçäèòü áîèòñÿ. Ðåøèëà ïîòðåíèðîâàòüñÿ íî÷üþ, åäåò 40 êì â ÷àñ. Çà íåé åäóò ãàéöû. Îíà äóìàåò: \"Íó åäóò è åäóò, ÿ æå íè÷åãî íå íàðóøàþ\".
Ãàéöû åõàëè-åõàëè, ïîòîì âêëþ÷èëè ëþñòðó, îáîãíàëè åå (äåâóøêó) è îñòàíîâèëè.
Îíà èì: \"×òî íàäî?\"
Îíè åé: \"Ñòðàííî êàê-òî âû, äåâóøêà, åäåòå\"
Îíà: \"Òàê ó ìåíÿ ïðàâàì 10 äíåé\"
Îíè: \"Íó ýòî âñå õîðîøî, êîíå÷íî. Òîëüêî ñåé÷àñ íî÷ü, ó âàñ â ñàëîíå ãîðèò ñâåò, à ôàðû âûêëþ÷åíû. Ñäåëàéòå íàîáîðîò, ïîæàëóéñòà\"

#26 [ : Goo|)_Man @ 08.02.08 04:15 ] : + [ 16 ]

>> Ðåøèë Áîã ïðîâåðèòü, êàê ó÷àòñÿ ñòóäåíòû, è ïîñëàë àíãåëà.
>> Òîò âîçâðàùàåòñÿ è ãîâîðèò:
>> - Hà÷àëî ñåìåñòðà: ìåä è ïåä ó÷àòñÿ, ïîëèòåõ áóõàåò.
>> - Ñåðåäèíà ñåìåñòðà: ìåä è ïåä ó÷àòñÿ, ïîëèòåõ áóõàåò. - Hî÷ü ïåðåä ýêçàìåíîì: ìåä è ïåä ó÷àòñÿ, ïîëèòåõ Áîãó ìîëèòñÿ.
>> Áîã:
>> - Âîò èì è ïîìîæåì!

#31 [ : NetworK @ 09.02.08 01:38 ] : + [ 14 ]

[01:36:06] <alekciy> ñðàçó áàø âñïîìèíàþ...
[01:36:37] <alekciy> çàõîäèò â ÷àò áûðûøíÿ è äàâàé êàïñîì íàõðåíà÷èâàòü...
[01:36:57] <alekciy> åé ïèøóò.. CapsLock äóðà!
[01:37:22] <alekciy> îíà.. ÎÎÎÎ ÑÏÀÑÈÁÎ, À ÒÎ ÒÀÊ ÇÀÅÁÀËÎ ØÈÔÒ ÄÅÐÆÀÒÜ

#76 [ : NetworK @ 23.09.09 15:20 ] : + [ 13 ]

Ïàïà, òåáÿ ó÷èòåëüíèöà ìàòåìàòèêè âûçûâàåò.
- À ÷òî ñëó÷èëîñü?
- Îíà ìíå ãîâîðèò: \"Ñêîëüêî áóäåò 7*9?\",
- ÿ åé ãîâîðþ: \"63\",
- îíà ñïðàøèâàåò: - \"À 9*7?\",
- ÿ åé îòâå÷àþ: - \"Êàêàÿ, íàõ@é, ðàçíèöà?\"..

Äåéñòâèòåëüíî, êàêàÿ ðàçíèöà? - óäèâëÿåòñÿ îòåö, - ëàäíî çàéäó.

Íà ñëåäóþùèé äåíü ïðèõîäèò
ñûí èç øêîëû, ïîäõîäèò ê îòöó:

- Ïàï, à òû â øêîëó õîäèë?
- Íåò åùå.
- Ïîéäåøü, çàéäè åùå ê ó÷èòåëþ ôèçêóëüòóðû.
- Çà÷åì?
- Ìû çàíèìàëèñü ôèçêóëüòóðîé, îí ïîïðîñèë ìåíÿ ïîäíÿòü ïðàâóþ ðóêó, ÿ ïîäíÿë.
Ïîòîì ëåâóþ, ÿ ïîäíÿë; ïîòîì ïîïðîñèë ïîäíÿòü ïðàâóþ íîãó, ÿ ïîäíÿë.
À òåïåðü, ãîâîðèò, ïîäíèìè ëåâóþ íîãó.
ß åìó è îòâå÷àþ:
- \"ß ÷òî, íà x@þ ñòîÿòü äîëæåí?\"

- Äà äåéñòâèòåëüíî, - ãîâîðèò îòåö, - ëàäíî, çàéäó.

Ïðèõîäèò ñûí èç øêîëû íà ñëåäóþùèé äåíü:
- Ïàï, òû â øêîëó õîäèë?
- Íåò åùå.
- Íå õîäè, ìåíÿ èñêëþ÷èëè.

- Ïî÷åìó?
- Ìåíÿ âûçâàëè ê äèðåêòîðó, çàõîæó ê íåìó â êàáèíåò, òàì ñèäèò ó÷èòåëüíèöà>> ìàòåìàòèêè, ó÷èòåëü ôèçêóëüòóðû è ó÷èòåëü ðèñîâàíèÿ.

- À ó÷èòåëü ðèñîâàíèÿ íàõ@é ïðèøåë?
- ÿ òîæå ñàìîå ñïðîñèë...=))

#66 [ : NetworK @ 19.05.09 05:14 ] : + [ 11 ]

NetworK™ (06:06:55 19/05/2009)
ÿ óæå äóìàþ íà ðàáîòó óñòðàèâàòüñÿ

nrg (06:07:03 19/05/2009)
êóäà?

nrg (06:07:07 19/05/2009)
ïèçäèøü

nrg (06:07:09 19/05/2009)
))))))))))

nrg (06:07:53 19/05/2009)
áãààààààààààà



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